Vampire Energy Drink!

Blood Energy Potion is a $6 energy drink (availableJanuary 2010) that was made to look -- and have the same nutritional value -- of real blood. That's pretty gross.

" The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic! "

Pfft, forget synthetic blood. I drink the real deal. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MY FALLEN ENEMIES?! Say, none of you had AIDS, right?


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19.2 POUND BABY!!

19 lb’s coming out of your body, in a painful manner never looked so….cute. The poor mother gave birth to this 19lb adorable blah blah blah. THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!!!!


For those wondering if this baby boy (as of today is still unnamed, "Hulk" comes to mind) is the heaviest newborn in history, the answer is no. The record belongs to an American infant born in 1879. He weighed 23 pounds, 12 ounces. Sadly, he died a few hours after being born. Reports of the heaviest baby to survive weighed 22 lbs., 8 ounces.


PS. he is crying because he's angry of being so big he can't roll over to eat the other baby!




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Combat Barbie

Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge (born 1987) is a serving member of the British Army from Tunbridge Wells, Kent in south-east England. She rose to fame after it was reported in the British papers in 2005 that she had won a bravery award whilst serving with the Royal Anglian Regiment in Iraq for wrestling two rifles from a prisoner and then flooring him with her bare hands - thus saving lives of her fellow comrades.

Recently she has made the headlines again for being the first member of the British Armed Forces to enter a beauty pageant. The interest in Hodge's job and her mission to show that beauty queens can have brains as well as looks hit every national newspaper in 2008 and she is also well known as "Combat Barbie"

Hodge said: “You hear girls in beauty pageants talking about wanting world peace, but I’m out there trying to achieve peace for real and I want more girls to join up.”
The national finals for the 2008 Miss England title were held on July 18, 2008. Katrina was placed 5th and won Miss Eco girl - an outstanding effort for the only contestant not to be considered as a "model".
She was the runner up in the 2009 Miss England competition.

Now, hero soldier Katrina parades her frontline in a campaign for lingerie chain La Senza, to support the Armed Forces.

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source : www.wikipedia.com, www.lasenza.co.uk

Call in Sick, and Make it Look Real

We all need a "personal day" every now and then, the people at eHow had some tips.

Now, I'd be careful when using these tips, and frankly, I'd hope most of you could just be honest and tell your boss, "Hey, I need a personal day to de-stess" or whatever. But, hey, these might be of use to some of you. And, if nothing else, they are fun.

A few of the tips:

• If you can, call your boss's voice mail or send him an email rather than speaking with him or her directly. This avoids the possibility of questions and awkward advice that often trips up the caller.
• When making the phone call, if you can do it early in the morning, when your voice is still rough with sleep, that will give added credibility.
• For an added effect, bend over your toilet while pressing your forearm into your stomach so you begin to sound like your stomach is really being affected by whatever you are calling about. (Usually this would make you sound like you just finished vomiting.)

OK, so you actually have the Flu, Cold or other illness, what do you do? The people at CNN have some great tips on How to Call in Sick without Jeopardizing your Job. Here I write a few.
(posts directly from CNN)

Why you should call in sick
While they might feel heroic, sick employees who come to work—a phenomenon known as presenteeism—can actually hurt companies. Even if you’re not scheduled to scrub into the ER and save lives, you can still endanger others by showing up for work in a cloud of germs.

People who are coughing ir sneezing (symptoms of illnesses spread by airborne transmission) should probably stay home anyhow, according to Dr. Glatt, as should anyone with an open wound or those incapable of keeping good hygiene. "We have to be conscious that we are not only taking care of our own health, but the health of other people," he says.

How to call in sick
Don’t feel guilty if you decide to stay home. If you’re miserable, you’ll be doing your boss, coworkers, and yourself a favor by skipping an unproductive, germ-spreading day in the workplace.
If you're worried that your boss or coworkers will think you're faking, here's what to do:

• Speak with a boss or supervisor on the phone—don’t send an email—as early in the day as possible.
• Make sure to apologize for the inconvenience.
• Keep the call short and to the point; your manager doesn't need to know all the gory details.
• Don’t resort to fake coughs or talking while bent over the toilet; there’s no need to oversell it.
• Keep in mind that the more often you're absent on Mondays and Fridays, the more suspicious it will seem.

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Source : www.cnn.com and www.ehow.com

In case of Emergency, please post in Facebook and ReTweet

Too much social networking can be a bad thing. Two girls lost in a storm drain in Adelaide, Australia, updated their Facebookstatus instead of calling emergency services on Sunday night, in a situation authorities called “worrying”. WTF where you doing in a storm drain to begin with!?!?!? anyway...

The Metropolitan Fire Service expressed concern that the youngsters, equipped with phones, would raise the alarm on Facebook rather than calling 000, the Australian equivalent of 911.

The 10- and 12-year-old girls updated a Facebook status to say they were lost in a drain on Honeypot Road at Hackham in Adelaide’s southern suburbs on Sunday night. Fortunately a young friend was online at the time and was able to call for help for them.

“It is a worry for us because it causes a delay on us being able to rescue the girls,” said the chief of the Fire Department. “If they were able to access Facebook from their mobile phones, they could have called 000, so the point being they could have called us directly and we could have got there quicker than relying on someone being online and replying to them and eventually having to call us via 000 anyway.”

It’s not the first time social media has been used in place of an emergency call: in Atlanta, Georgia in May 2009, a councilman was concerned that his cellphone battery would be flat by the time a 911 call connected. Instead, he Tweeted: “Need a paramedic on corner of John Wesley Dobbs and Jackson st. Woman on the ground unconscious. Pls ReTweet”.