Green Zone Trailer

Bourne goes to Irak... I love action movies, but going under the same line of the rebel soldier to do his job is getting repetitive... I´ll absolutely watch this movie because I love when shit blows up!


Anyway... trailer here...

PEE FROM THE EXCITEMENT

IRON MAN 2!!!!

Michael Bay's new film

I dont know who theses actresses are, but I'm gonna go see that movie!!




(I know its not really a movie)

Don't get sick this Winter!

(yeah, I know its been a loooong time, but work was driving me crazy and couldn't post early in the morning... Enjoy)

Cosmo Magazine has just solved the Swine Flu problems for this Winter.
If you or your sexually active partner are sick, you can do it Reverse Cowgirl Style!! This prevents you from coughing, sneezing or any other fluids (this kind at least) directly into each other faces, reducing the risk of getting Swine Flu-ed.
Look at it this way, you don't get sick and you can cross another position from the Kamasutra. It's a Win-Win situation any day.

On a side note, I love the caption for the picture. "Goofing off with friends" JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
so let me get this straight...  people who read Cosmo have a loot of "good" friends or they like group sex, right?

Thanks for Reading.

Put the Dick Away!

South Africa is known as the Rape Capital of the World, or so they say in the news, and to help prevent this they have made an anti-rape device called Rapex.

What is it? It's a female condom with sharp fucking teeth inside. Apparently it works like those spikes in some parking garage's... if you go in there's no problem, but once you pass then don't even think of backing out, because your tires will go flat... same idea on the Rapex, but this looks like it'll hurt some more...

I have to wonder, how many husbands and boyfriends will be taken to the hospital with their ding-dongs bleeding because the woman forgot she had it on.

From now on, I suggest that men start using the Rapex Test and always insert two fingers prior to penile penetration. Explaining to your doctor why you have a condom with teeth attached to your fingers might be embarrassing, but consider the alternative.

Note: If you are a rapist, please ignore the advice I’ve just given and follow this advice instead. Turn yourself in to the police if you have raped a woman, or make an appointment with a psychologist first thing tomorrow morning if you’ve been thinking about doing it, you sick fuck.

Rapex is scheduled to receive final approval next month and will be mass produced in China.

Junk food thats good for us

NO! I did not investigate this personally because my scientists are on strike... come bullcrap about bad dental plan and inhuman facilities... don't really know why they complain, they get a roof! well, sort of... Anyway, on to the junk food!

Alcohol

Why you think it's bad: It has little nutritional value and is the reason we need the term "beer belly."

Why it's not: In a study of more than 18,000 men, Harvard scientists discovered that those who had an average of two drinks every day, 5 to 7 days a week, had the lowest risk of heart attack. And researchers at the University of Buffalo found that men who consume that same daily amount have lower levels of abdominal fat than those who drink only once or twice every 2 weeks but down more than four drinks each time.

Drink this: Pinot noir. It contains more disease-fighting antioxidants than any other type of alcoholic beverage. Look for a Santa Barbara County pinot noir that's a 2002 to 2004 vintage; those are generally recognized as the top wine-producing years for this finicky grape. We like the 2003 Foley, best in show at the San Francisco International Wine Festival (foleywines.com).

Beef Jerky

Why you think it's bad: It's unhealthy meat that's loaded with preservatives.

Why it's not: Beef jerky is high in protein and doesn't raise your level of insulin—a hormone that signals your body to store fat. That makes it an ideal between-meals snack, especially when you're trying to lose weight. And while some beef-jerky brands are packed with high-sodium ingredients, such as MSG and sodium nitrate, chemical-free products are available. If you have high blood pressure, check the label for brands that are made from all-natural ingredients, which reduce the total sodium content.

Eat this: Gourmet Natural Beef Jerky (available at americangrassfedbeef.com). It has no preservatives and is made from lean, grass-fed beef. Research shows that, unlike grain-fed products, grass-fed beef contains the same healthy omega-3 fats found in fish.

Chocolate Bars

Why you think they're bad: They're high in both sugar and fat.

Why they're not: Cocoa is rich in flavonoids—the same heart-healthy compounds found in red wine and green tea. Its most potent form is dark chocolate. In a recent study, Greek researchers found that consuming dark chocolate containing 100 milligrams (mg) of flavonoids relaxes your blood vessels, improving bloodflow to your heart. What about the fat? It's mostly stearic and oleic acids.

Eat this: CocoaVia chocolate bars. Each 100-calorie bar is guaranteed to contain 100 mg flavonoids. As an added benefit, the chocolate has been beefed up with phytosterols, compounds that have been shown to help reduce cholesterol. Find the bars at many Wal-Mart stores, or online at cocoavia.com.

source : men's health website

Balloon Boy Song

I bet you heard the case, a few days ago, of Falcon Heene, the kid who apparently got into a helium balloon and flew away, and then they found out he was hiding back at home? The strange case took another twist Sunday when a Colorado sheriff said the boy's parents had staged the runaway balloon saga as a publicity stunt to score a reality television show.

Well I found this video made to "honor" the Heene folks.

4WD Whale Penis...

Yes! It is here!! A russian $1.6 million USD, fully armored, whale penis leather interior enhanced SUV! Yes! WHALE PENIS!

Developed by RussoBaltique, a company that built armored vehicles for Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trosky... what? People please, get some culture!! Anyway... On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.

The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating. The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.

The vehicle is being specially prepared for the ultra-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year.

For those wondering just how may whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the answer is not many. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.



Thanks for reading.





source : the sidney morning herald

Classic Novel meets Zombie Horror

This is a combination of Jane Austen's classic novel (Pride and Prejudice), using the original text, reworked and mixed with some great zombie violence.

Why you should read it? Besides being a hilarious combination of both Austen's novel and zombie horror, the book is climbing the bestseller charts. Like it or hate it, people are definitely reading it. Plus, the movie rights have already been sold.

More jail time rejected.

Inmates wanted to stay more time in jail, but Rockingham County said "no", why? Well they asked to stay inside until the economy got better... smart men, huh?
Al Wright (that's his name, don't laugh) has seen inmates act up to avoid being released during the harsh New Hampshire winters, but it was only recently the 28-year he got two letters from individuals politely requesting an extended stay behind bars.

"My take on it is the economy is dumping so far that jail isn't looking as bad," Wright said. "It's not a homeless shelter. I can only hold people on legal orders from the court".

Wright said the 350 inmates at Rockingham County jail get a roof over their head, three meals a day and a clean place to stay while they are prepared for reintroduction into society.
He said the above amenities in jail are basic, but are probably viewed as a better alternative to living on the streets, especially during winter.



Thanks for reading.




source : fosters.com

She got courtsided!

A woman is facing court for driving through a puddle of water and splashing a group of kids at the bus stop. But the people that accused her are not the kids or other driver, they are actually pussy youtube viewers who couldn't just LOL and search for another video. Now she is facing a £2,500 fine for doing this awesome video!

Vampire Energy Drink!

Blood Energy Potion is a $6 energy drink (availableJanuary 2010) that was made to look -- and have the same nutritional value -- of real blood. That's pretty gross.

" The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic! "

Pfft, forget synthetic blood. I drink the real deal. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MY FALLEN ENEMIES?! Say, none of you had AIDS, right?


Thanks for reading...

19.2 POUND BABY!!

19 lb’s coming out of your body, in a painful manner never looked so….cute. The poor mother gave birth to this 19lb adorable blah blah blah. THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!!!!


For those wondering if this baby boy (as of today is still unnamed, "Hulk" comes to mind) is the heaviest newborn in history, the answer is no. The record belongs to an American infant born in 1879. He weighed 23 pounds, 12 ounces. Sadly, he died a few hours after being born. Reports of the heaviest baby to survive weighed 22 lbs., 8 ounces.


PS. he is crying because he's angry of being so big he can't roll over to eat the other baby!




Thanks for reading.

Combat Barbie

Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge (born 1987) is a serving member of the British Army from Tunbridge Wells, Kent in south-east England. She rose to fame after it was reported in the British papers in 2005 that she had won a bravery award whilst serving with the Royal Anglian Regiment in Iraq for wrestling two rifles from a prisoner and then flooring him with her bare hands - thus saving lives of her fellow comrades.

Recently she has made the headlines again for being the first member of the British Armed Forces to enter a beauty pageant. The interest in Hodge's job and her mission to show that beauty queens can have brains as well as looks hit every national newspaper in 2008 and she is also well known as "Combat Barbie"

Hodge said: “You hear girls in beauty pageants talking about wanting world peace, but I’m out there trying to achieve peace for real and I want more girls to join up.”
The national finals for the 2008 Miss England title were held on July 18, 2008. Katrina was placed 5th and won Miss Eco girl - an outstanding effort for the only contestant not to be considered as a "model".
She was the runner up in the 2009 Miss England competition.

Now, hero soldier Katrina parades her frontline in a campaign for lingerie chain La Senza, to support the Armed Forces.

Thanks for reading.




source : www.wikipedia.com, www.lasenza.co.uk

Call in Sick, and Make it Look Real

We all need a "personal day" every now and then, the people at eHow had some tips.

Now, I'd be careful when using these tips, and frankly, I'd hope most of you could just be honest and tell your boss, "Hey, I need a personal day to de-stess" or whatever. But, hey, these might be of use to some of you. And, if nothing else, they are fun.

A few of the tips:

• If you can, call your boss's voice mail or send him an email rather than speaking with him or her directly. This avoids the possibility of questions and awkward advice that often trips up the caller.
• When making the phone call, if you can do it early in the morning, when your voice is still rough with sleep, that will give added credibility.
• For an added effect, bend over your toilet while pressing your forearm into your stomach so you begin to sound like your stomach is really being affected by whatever you are calling about. (Usually this would make you sound like you just finished vomiting.)

OK, so you actually have the Flu, Cold or other illness, what do you do? The people at CNN have some great tips on How to Call in Sick without Jeopardizing your Job. Here I write a few.
(posts directly from CNN)

Why you should call in sick
While they might feel heroic, sick employees who come to work—a phenomenon known as presenteeism—can actually hurt companies. Even if you’re not scheduled to scrub into the ER and save lives, you can still endanger others by showing up for work in a cloud of germs.

People who are coughing ir sneezing (symptoms of illnesses spread by airborne transmission) should probably stay home anyhow, according to Dr. Glatt, as should anyone with an open wound or those incapable of keeping good hygiene. "We have to be conscious that we are not only taking care of our own health, but the health of other people," he says.

How to call in sick
Don’t feel guilty if you decide to stay home. If you’re miserable, you’ll be doing your boss, coworkers, and yourself a favor by skipping an unproductive, germ-spreading day in the workplace.
If you're worried that your boss or coworkers will think you're faking, here's what to do:

• Speak with a boss or supervisor on the phone—don’t send an email—as early in the day as possible.
• Make sure to apologize for the inconvenience.
• Keep the call short and to the point; your manager doesn't need to know all the gory details.
• Don’t resort to fake coughs or talking while bent over the toilet; there’s no need to oversell it.
• Keep in mind that the more often you're absent on Mondays and Fridays, the more suspicious it will seem.

Thanks for reading.



Source : www.cnn.com and www.ehow.com

In case of Emergency, please post in Facebook and ReTweet

Too much social networking can be a bad thing. Two girls lost in a storm drain in Adelaide, Australia, updated their Facebookstatus instead of calling emergency services on Sunday night, in a situation authorities called “worrying”. WTF where you doing in a storm drain to begin with!?!?!? anyway...

The Metropolitan Fire Service expressed concern that the youngsters, equipped with phones, would raise the alarm on Facebook rather than calling 000, the Australian equivalent of 911.

The 10- and 12-year-old girls updated a Facebook status to say they were lost in a drain on Honeypot Road at Hackham in Adelaide’s southern suburbs on Sunday night. Fortunately a young friend was online at the time and was able to call for help for them.

“It is a worry for us because it causes a delay on us being able to rescue the girls,” said the chief of the Fire Department. “If they were able to access Facebook from their mobile phones, they could have called 000, so the point being they could have called us directly and we could have got there quicker than relying on someone being online and replying to them and eventually having to call us via 000 anyway.”

It’s not the first time social media has been used in place of an emergency call: in Atlanta, Georgia in May 2009, a councilman was concerned that his cellphone battery would be flat by the time a 911 call connected. Instead, he Tweeted: “Need a paramedic on corner of John Wesley Dobbs and Jackson st. Woman on the ground unconscious. Pls ReTweet”.

They are cheaper because...

I don't know it this stats are scientifically proven or whatever, but I believe they are true. I have experiences both types, in Europe and in Mexico, and they have the same tendency. I really don't care about the type (cheap or commercial) if it's a national flight, but when it come to crossing over the borders and long I think we all agree that cheap planes just don't cut it.

Once again, I don't know how true this is, but I like the graphic colory thingy, helps with the learning.


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Baby Got (my wallet) Back!

The ethical dilemma that has existed for a long time is the "lost and found" one.

Let's hypothetically say that while you are walking down the street you find a hypothetical wallet with some money inside it. What DO you do? Hypothetically return it? Ignore it? Send it back to the owner? because we know there is always and ID with an address inside these things... or Keep it? What could make someone return a lost wallet? The answer, baby's... cute baby's.

Richad Wiseman, a Psychologist in Edinburgh left 240 test wallets "lost" around the street of this city, each with a mailing address so that a good Samaritan would use to return it. The wallets used had space to put a picture in it, and in this they placed "a smiling baby, a cute puppy, a happy family or an elder couple", all in equal amount of the 240 wallets used for the test.


So, what happned?


The wallets with the baby photographs in them had the highest return rate, 88% of them being sent back. Next in lime came the one with the puppy 53%, the family 48% and the elderly couple 28%.

42% of all the wallets were returned. The baby photos "may have added an extra motivation by triggering an evolutionary compasion toward vulnerable infants", said Richard Wiseman.



(Source : www.timesonline.co.uk)

If pigs cound live underwater...

Wait they do! or there's something like it that lives on or just underneath the bottom of the ocean, on the abyssal plain, between 2,200 and 5,500 meters bellow the sea surface.

It's some kind of slug thing, but pink as a pig. Why? 'cuase God was bored near the end of creation and said "why not".

Who is cute and scary at the same time? You are! The sea pig I mean...

Have a greate day!

ASTEROIDS!! movie???

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Universal has picked up the rights to make a movie of the classic Atari video game “Asteroids”. First released as an arcade game back in 1979, Asteroids featured a triangle-shaped space ship that needed to be move around an asteroid field shooting them, hence the name, and when you shot one of these asteroids it would brake into smaller pieces, which you also needed to shoot... and let's not forget the flying enemy space ships...

Matthew Lopez will write the script for this adaptation, and will be produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura, the producer of both Transformers movies, the 2005 adaptation of the Doom game, Constantine, Shooter and the upcoming G.I. Joe : Rise of the Cobra

So, are you just like me at this point, wondering what the hell will the movie be about? I can imagine a combination of Deep Impact, Armageddon and all those movies that include something hitting the Earth. You can't go wrong with a movie like this!! (sarcasm, just in caso you didn't get it)

“As opposed to today’s games, there is no story line or fancy world-building mythology, so the studio would be creating a plot from scratch.” said Universal.



(Source : www.hollywoodreporter.com)

What a discovery!!!

Ok... today's news is so groundbreaking and mind blowing that I cannot believe they made such a discovery!!

A study by psychologists from the University of North Carolina shows that men find thin, seductive women most attractive... WHAT!? NO SHIT!!! THEY SOLVED THE GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL TIME!! Who WOULD have known?
I'de love to be one of those people who get paid a shitload of money to point out the obvious... You don't have to a F*ing rocket scientist to actually know something like this!




(Source : www.news.com.au)

and now we have proof...

Men always say women can drive, and they always argue the opposite. But the truth is... THEY CANT DRIVE!! They can say all they want, but when a profesional driver cant drive, that says something...

Thank you Danica Patrick, GoDaddy girl and Indy driver

Here is proof #1



aaaaand here's video #2




comment!

Recalibrate your Work-Life

Balancing work, family life, personal time, and other obligations gets way more complicated than simply managing your time and tasks in the workplace. Use this worksheet to find some life balance.

It's very important to get things done, but at the same time it's important not to go crazy in the process.

David Seah needed something concrete to track his life balancing goals. He created a Creative Commons-licensed tracking sheet designed to make tracking your work/life balance goals easy. He says:
"For my initial pass, I created a single sheet of paper to act as the focus of your day throughout the entire week. It's really just a glorified to-do list, designed around the idea of noting when you're doing the kind of things that you'd like to be doing every day. By the end of the week, you should get an idea of whether or not you were successful. Since it's a single sheet, you can keep it on a handy clip-board and carry it around with you."


Check out the full article below for more information using the Day Grid Balancer. You can download it or grab the source file to tweak it and make it more personalized to your needs. If you're already using some sort of tracking technique for your own work/life balance tasks, give this one a try, who knows, you might end up making a new version for David.

(Source : davidseah.com)

It has that presidential look.

We all know China is a great and revolutionized country for making our lives cheaper. First the HiPhone and now, the revolutionary device used by Barack Obama... THE BLOCKBERRY!!

Blockberry 9500 runs windows Mobile 6.1, with a 460MHZ proccessor, and features a 3.2 inch touchscreen, WIFI and bluetooth connectivity,Sirf III GPS navigation and supports 3G and EDGE network.


(Source : www.clonedinchina.com)

RUN FOREST... RRRRRUUUUUNNNN!!!!!

Now, what the F are you doing getting out of your car when a polar bear is near...

"It looked like a good idea at the time..."

Yeah, that's exactly the kind of thinking that get's you into this shit in the first place. Thank you.



Have a nice day.

said the ugly chick...

No, I agree they are not for decoration, they are there to serve your drinks and food, and then you tip them for how well they do their service. Does anyone go there for any other reason than the chicken breast's... I MEAN! Chicken wings! WINGS!! They are great and a must have if you go there.

WORST JOB EVER!!



No... I would not like a job like this... I'm much better behind my desk...

Victim of Technology

Yesterday a record giant closed store doors in one of the main cities of the United States, Virgin Megastore in Times Square is making way for Forever 21. "Everything Must Go" said the signs posted in the store during it's last days.

People went in to get their hands on price cut articles, but it didn't seem like a great bargain getting 30% off a $14.99 CD that's available for $9.99 in iTunes. This was last week when the closing was announced. Yesterday was another story. With products up to 80% off the retail price, the store was left completely clean.

bug revived after 120,000 years of sleep

News that in no possible way could end terribly, scientists found a tiny bacterium that has not been on the Earth's surface for 120,000 years and decided to resurrect it.

Researchers who found it say it could resemble microbes that may have evolved in ice on other planets. The team brought it back to life by keeping it at 2 °C for 7 months, then at 5 °C for a further four and a half months, after which they saw colonies of very small purplish-brown bacteria.

And I know I'm not a scientist, even thought I might sometimes get confused with one, but this sh!t scares me. I really don't know anything about bacterium but I have seen the movie OUTBREAK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj9SUJdpJS4) and it's scary.



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