Put the Dick Away!

South Africa is known as the Rape Capital of the World, or so they say in the news, and to help prevent this they have made an anti-rape device called Rapex.

What is it? It's a female condom with sharp fucking teeth inside. Apparently it works like those spikes in some parking garage's... if you go in there's no problem, but once you pass then don't even think of backing out, because your tires will go flat... same idea on the Rapex, but this looks like it'll hurt some more...

I have to wonder, how many husbands and boyfriends will be taken to the hospital with their ding-dongs bleeding because the woman forgot she had it on.

From now on, I suggest that men start using the Rapex Test and always insert two fingers prior to penile penetration. Explaining to your doctor why you have a condom with teeth attached to your fingers might be embarrassing, but consider the alternative.

Note: If you are a rapist, please ignore the advice I’ve just given and follow this advice instead. Turn yourself in to the police if you have raped a woman, or make an appointment with a psychologist first thing tomorrow morning if you’ve been thinking about doing it, you sick fuck.

Rapex is scheduled to receive final approval next month and will be mass produced in China.