Yes! It is here!! A russian $1.6 million USD, fully armored, whale penis leather interior enhanced SUV! Yes! WHALE PENIS!Developed by RussoBaltique, a company that built armored vehicles for Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trosky... what? People please, get some culture!! Anyway... On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.
The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating. The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.
The vehicle is being specially prepared for the ultra-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year.
For those wondering just how may whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the answer is not many. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.
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source : the sidney morning herald
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